Santa’s Happy Pills
A holiday card has been added to our new updated Calamity Card set and because of the nature of this set, let’s just say it is not all sunshine and rainbows. Look, I’m sorry ok, but at least it’s real. AT LEAST IT’S HONEST. Is the truth easy to digest? No. But can we find unity—comfort and camaraderie in our fellow citizens to help ease this burden? Also no.
I mean, everyone kinda hates each other now, right? And let’s be real: too many people still think voting red or blue will actually fix this dumpster fire.
No but really, happy holidays! This is a 4x6in matte double sided card and is accompanied by a Kraft envelope. This is not in our shop but it can be purchased if you want to send some holiday wishes and painful truths to someone you do get along with and who may appreciate the ruthless humor. Who doesn’t love a good cry around the holidays? I know I do.
$5/each + $2 shipping to the lower 48. Email us or DM on Instagram. Supplies are limited!
The image used for this is an ad for Tom Smith’s Christmas Novelties from 1911. (I believe those were “Christmas crackers” Santa was originally holding.)